(1) End Table - Stone Top

Hey look!

It's our elegant Stone End Table, a perfect addition to your living room furniture. This beautiful stone is, wow.. well.. maybe this should be more expensive (y'all better buy this before I raise the price).

The stone top also gives off just the right amount of sophistication by making the impactful statement:  "your cup is here to stay".

Oh, and, if THOSE people who don't use a coaster come over again, never to fear with this puppy--in fact every clean up job will look like an infomercial (and no, not the black and white video clip with the most unbelievably blunderous person using power tools. I mean, where do they find these people anyways? We need to warn our children from winding up in prison, or, the extra for guy-who-keeps-dramaticaly-scratching-the-door-with-his-keys-over-and-over). Add this stunning Stone End Table to your home today and elevate your interior design game (probably).

Parenthetical John